If you really pay attention to me, I'm not the most serious person.

If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.

No regrets, only choices.

Shouldn't "it works like a charm" be said about things that don't work?

The people who know the sort of personality or persona that I give across more on Twitter just realize that I'm just being messy and I'm just snatching wigs.

People can think whatever. I know who I am.

If I say things like I'm going to erase someone's Social Security number, we all know I clearly don't work at the Social Security office.

If anyone's comments affect anyone that much, I think it's more about their own security with themselves, because you can call me whatever, and I'm going to be good.

You can never let your compassion stand in the way of justice because when you do, other people get hurt.

Only those will apprehend religion who can probe its depth, who can combine intuition and love with the rigor of method

[Bush Hating] undermines the good faith necessary for democratic discussion. Which is a large part of what people like Al Franken are all about.

I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot.

I think we do have a better understanding now of how moral thought and discourse function.

There are no heroes on the battlefield, my lady; there are only survivors.

Not to ask the obvious question, but why Alaska?

I don't believe in children's books. I think after you've read Kidnapped, Treasure Island, and Huckleberry Finn, you're ready for anything.

I certainly was one of the instigators in the 1960s of freedom of expression.

I'm doing lots of interviews and stuff. I'm longing for the days of getting up, not having to put on makeup and do my hair and just going to the studio.