If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

I'm not much of a dancer.

silence in the lightover thick bamboo leaves, the sunmagical yellow- Tara Estacaan, Day's Crown Haiku

You don't see the world as it is, you see it, as you are.

I work out like a maniac and I spray tan a lot. Genetics were kind, but I work very hard.

New music? Hell, there's been no new music since Stravinsky.

Never give up an old tried friend, who has waded through all manner of toil, for your sake, and throw him away because fools may tell you he has some faults.

I don't have to give [Donald Trump] a chance.

This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set

Praise, or gratitude, is love or faith in action.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

It's an old anarchist dream that people can take care of their own lives.