If you really want to end income inequality, I've got the way to fix it. People who don't work shouldn't get any income.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Erasing is exercise for the hands

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

A country that relies on aid? Death is better than that. It stops you from achieving your potential, just as colonialism did.

All my life I had feared to-morrow, until I decided to have faith and to live to-day in courage.

If men want to oppose war, it is statism that they must oppose.

Winning is about having the whole team on the same page.

It's not who you are, who you are friends, and how popular they are, it's just about how much you get out of each friendship and how much you learn from each one that really counts.

I know men, and I tell you, Jesus is more than a man. Comparison is impossible between Him and any other human being who ever lived, because He was the Son of God.

The end of being is to know; and if you say, the end of knowledge is action,-why, yes, but the end of that action again, is knowledge.

I guess the issue for me is to keep things dynamic.