If you ruled out partial successes, there would be no progress at all.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

If I have nothing but a room full of books, it is enough for me to survive life.

This magnificent butterfly finds a little heap of dirt and sits still on it but man will never on his heap of mud keep still.

It is necessary that we stop, once for all, this ignorant meddling with other people's business. Each individual must be left free to follow his own path.

You are not a prisoner of your thoughts. You have the ability to control what you are thinking.

Put me in any city, I'll end up doing something with kids. That's the time of your life when it's pure fun.

All the women in my family were very creative.

If you want knowledge, you must toil for it; if food, you must toil for it; and if pleasure, you must toil for it: toil is the law.

We contacted the FBI months ago, when the DNC issue came about. They've reviewed all of our systems. We have hacking detection systems in place.

Some guys run their house. Some guys run around their house. I'm a guy who runs my house!

A free people [claim] their rights as derived from the laws of nature, and not as the gift of their chief magistrate.