If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens

Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority

…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant

When you are able to identify what drives you, you will be better equipped to draw out your possible options and make the relevant decisions that will help you achieve your goals.

The mind can forget what the body, defined by each breath, subject to the heart beating, does not.

Just because you fail once doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything.

It is a pleasurable thing to earn the admiration of others, but it is a far better feeling to honestly admire thyself.

There is wonder in everything, the only thing you need to change to see it is your perspective.

I'll always be a Golden Eagle

I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.

General Motors, like the other two geezers of the Old Three, is a vast retirement home with a small money-losing auto subsidiary.

I have come to drag you out of yourself and take you into my heart. I have come to bring out the beauty you never knew you had, and lift you like a prayer to the sky.