If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

I want you to have big dreams, big goals. I want you to strive to achieve them. But I don't want to see you beating yourself up every time you make a mistake.

when times are tough, the weak bail and the tough get creative.

Wow. The guy can make me feel stupid even when he's telling me I don't have to let him make me feel stupid.

The rottweiler stood his ground and waited for me to take the next step in the dance of ritualized intimidation. Instead, I leaped at him. Screw ritual. Now was not the time to stand on ceremony.

Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.

Remembering. Forgetting. I'm not sure which is worse.

A name is so important. A surname connects you to your past, to your family. Even a given name has meaning - why did your parents pick that particular one?

First you buy me a mocha. Then you let me help you hide a body. Now you take me to a biker clubhouse. Best. Day. Ever.

He was trying to tell me something.' Derek snorted. 'Aren’t they all? Must be a rule in the ghost handbook—if in danger of evaporating, make sure you’re in the middle of a dire pronouncement.

I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching Scooby Doo.

Among the Igbo the art of conversation is regarded very highly, and proverbs are the palm-oil with which words are eaten.

Hurts are just alerts, to rise above through love.

Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.

What use is revelation or religion if it doesnt change anything?

Life - No, I've nothing to teach you about it for the moment. May be writing about it another week.

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.

When one rows it is not the rowing which moves the ship: rowing is only a magical ceremony by means of which one compels a demon to move the ship.

If I don't believe in a role, I can't pull it off.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

Capital, created by the labour of the worker, crushes the worker, ruining small proprietors and creating an army of unemployed.