If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them.

Tolerance it a tremendous virtue, but the immediate neighbors of tolerance are apathy and weakness.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

The bigger the headquarters the more decadent the company.

The ultimate risk is not taking a risk.

We (British) have reached the state where the private sector is that part of the economy the government controls and the public sector is that part that nobody controls.

Beauty is a social necessity.

Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor; but when it comes in great quantities, we regard it only as a debt, which nothing but our merit could extort.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

There comes a time for each of us when we realize the truth about the enemy. Which is that he is not an idea, or some faceless demon. He is a man. And every man is much like ourselves.

On the steps leading to a doorwas a scrub brush that was blue.I snatched it quick and ran for homebecause it was just the thing to chew.

I don't like labels. I think they conceal more than they reveal, sort of like a bikini.

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

The ultimate goal of Jungian psychotherapy is to make the symbolic process conscious

[The Clean Power Plan] is not the all-of-the-above energy strategy needed to boost job creation and reduce energy prices for families.

Family is the only anchor that will hold in a choppy sea.

... can life be made undignified by any act of man?

It induced us to conduct government according to lies. It distorted justice. It undermined American morality.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.