If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Where have you been all of your life?

Kindness knows no kind.

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

A broken shoelace can strangle me.

You shouldn't change your mind, your heart. Go get happy.

Associations are communities that are built on the hearts and minds of people who come together to do good in the world

What you do with your resources in this life is your autobiography.

I'm pretty adamant to do an American accent because you get it immediately.

If your words aren't truthful, the finest optically letter-spaced typography won't help.

Christianity remains to this day the greatest misfortune of humanity.

One man who saw through his own eyes and thought with his own brain. Such men may be rare, they may be unknown, but they move the world.

Knowing yourself has to always come from within. The outside can inspire or guide you, but knowing has to come from within you.

I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.

Bill Clinton has been a true leader of the western world. He has been a friend and a counsel to me and other leaders right around the world.