If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense ... sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

Where have you been all of your life?

The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance.

Hillary Clinton failed on the economy, just like she's failed on foreign policy. Everything she touched didn't work out. Nothing.

One of the agonies of being an author is to know when to stop writing.

Escape from the power of the hunting pack, and to know that wisdom is best and beauty sheer holiness.

Set your face for religion being upright, the nature made by Allah in which He has created the human being.

There has been an effect of business rap on the output of today's rap music. But I don't think that's the modern day rapper's fault.

I mean, one thing I know about change is we are not going to close the achievement gap without educators.

I was as bad as it gets. What I wrote in the book, I was probably worse than that. I couldn't really explain how bad it was.

I've always argued, unsuccessfully, that there's no point in giving money to the arts unless you educate people in them.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?