If you set up an environment where failing is encouraged then you want to try everything. It's obviously the best way to work.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

The only place the broken past has in our present, is the place we give it.

Elizabeth's back at the Red Cross, and I'm walking the dog.

About sacrifice and the offering of sacrifices, sacrificial animals think quite differently from those who look on: but they have never been allowed to have their say.

[In] the post-Enlightenment world, science [has] taken the place of magic, miracles, and superstition.

I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." It made me feel so much better.

My father was a man of few words.

Growing up with country, R&B, gospel, and classical music from my grandmother and pop, Tuskegee was the perfect melting pot for my influences as a writer.

If there is one thing in this planet that has the power to bind people it is soccer.

Problems breed problems, and the lack of a disciplined method of openly attacking them breeds more problems.

The best one can say of modern creative art is that it is just a little less vulgar than reality.