If you simply try to tell the truth you will, nine times out of ten, be original without ever having noticed it.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

- "Sometimes I think people would believe in aliens before they'd believe in demons"- "That's how it is, now!

Appreciation is always appreciated.

I am fully persuaded to pursue my passion.

Benazir Bhutto was an inspirational leader and an inspirational woman.

I have no expectations. I just want to better myself.

The media's job is to question a premise.

It's a great honor that something that you took part in creating becomes this forever object.

Photography can light-up darkness and expose ignorance.

Overconfidence comes from fear and doubt, and you boast an ego when you're feeling less than.

It's about ladies, as usual. I'm telling the ladies I got the right temperature to keep them warm.