If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

We stood side by side, and for that minute, in the stillness of that room, he was not the King. I was not not the Princess, taken against her will to the City. We were two people trying to forget.

The acceptance of death gives you more of a stake in life, in living life happily, as it should be lived. Living for the moment.

Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small.

I don't want little kids reading my comics.

I don't think there's any reason on Earth why people should have access to automatic and semiautomatic weapons unless they're in the military or in the police.

True knowledge gives a moral standing and moral strength.

I don't have goals in life.

Since hate poisons the soul, don't cherish enmities or grudges: avoid people who make you unhappy.

Fortune is like a widow won,And truckles to the bold alone.

Whipping your hair means not being afraid to be yourself.