If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.

The press is our chief ideological weapon.

The United States will eventually fly the Communist red flag…The American people will hoist it themselves.

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

"Freedom" in capitalist countries exists only for those who possess money and who consequently hold power.

The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.

I once said, 'We will bury you,' and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.

The survivors (of a nuclear war) would envy the dead.

The United States now sleeps under a Soviet moon

Power does not corrupt

Why were girls in such a hurry to grow up? Agatha would never understand. Childhood was magical. Leaving it behind was a magnificent loss.

Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do which must be done whether you like it or not.

David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.

Don't drink fluoridated water...Fluoride is a corrosive poison which will produce harm on a long term basis.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

Flow. Be adaptable. Be sensitive like water, feel the other so you can attune and harmonize with your partner.

How full of error is the judgment of mankind! They wonder at results when they are ignorant of the reasons

I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don't want to - I just want to be at home with my family.