If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

She'd survived Brandon. Just to die all over again. "Well, hell." He smiled wanly at her. "Indeed.

Do not take to heart any ill-action.

Who hears music feels his solitude peopled at once.

What I'm passionate about is History, and politics interest me only insofar as it is the cross-section of History in the present.

It is very seldom that the same man knows much of science, and about the things that were known before science came.

Hopefully, I'll be remembered as the person who brought an end to Christianity.

Effective leaders are willing to use power and authority, but they're doing it in the service of the collective good, as opposed to self-aggrandizement.

The conservative version of American exceptionalism has become a password of sorts for candidates who want to prove their credentials to a right-wing America.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.