If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

You shouldn't eat red meat, but you shouldn't make resolutions you can't keep.

how often fears come to sour our life and prove, in the end, to have no foundation, no reason to exist

Peculiar I say, how so often the smallest, most seemingly insignificant details later unveil their faces as vital means for progression.

If better were within, better would come out.

We all have a responsibility to protect endangered species, both for their sake and for the sake of our own future generations.

Though I later found a career as a journalist and an essayist, fiction is my first love and I never left it, even though there was no easy way to make a living from it.

If you want sweet dreams, you've got to live a sweet life.

I don't understand the music but I certainly understand the girl singer!

Any anti-bullying scheme, initiative or policy which fails to mention accountability for the bullies is likely to meet with little, and often no, success

Love can sort of rebound and regrow and reinvent itself around a lot of things, but when somebody can't forgive themself for something, I think love sort of withers in that situation.

Donald Trump does not take criticism well, nor does he appreciate reporting on his life.