If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm a late-night guy.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?

The hearts and thoughts are the sacred springs of life.

Dear little head, that lies in calm content Within the gracious hollow that God made In every human shoulder, where He meant Some tired head for comfort should be laid.

The future can be anything we want it to be, providing we have the faith and that we realize that peace, no less than war, required blood and sweat and tears.

There's going to be a real ding dong when the bell goes.

The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king!

To me, the main thing about living on this planet is to know who the hell you are and be real about it. That's the reason I'm still alive.

It's such a private thing - 'my process' - I can just say that the work that I do is like therapy between me and the character.

Live while you live, when you're dead you're dead.

We're very physical creatures, and we worry about how we look sometimes more than our spiritual selves