If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

We can make our earth a heaven or a hell based on the choices that we make.

There is not a single outward mark of courtesy that does not have a deep moral basis.

My first TV crush was Elroy Jetson, because he was so cute. And I wanted to play with Astro on his automatic dog-walker thing.

Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.

As for enlightenment, that's just for people who can't face reality.

It's always nice when you get a chance to actually work with the other actor. It just brings the scene to life, in a way that's not as easy to replicate on your own.

I've been hit in the head so many times, it's hard to remember that far back. I don't remember specific games.

The word of God is more than enough for the people of God to live their lives to the glory of God

I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me; it's something I'm doing.