If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

It’s not about the destination. It’s getting there that’s the good part.- Leonard

What a hideout: Holiness lies spread and borne over the surface of time and stuff like color.

I've learned a lot about myself. Most of it is all right. When I add up the pluses and subtract the minuses, I still come out pretty well.

I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.

I thing that god is always listening to all my prayers.and i have so many dreams in my life.thats why I'm always praying that's someday I'm going to achieve all my dreams.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

I always think that you have to have a certain understanding of what an audience would want to see from you as a public person as well as a character.

The spiritual path is easy. It's the only path that is.

We are saved by grace, through faith in Christ alone! And since there is no room for human merit there can be no grounds for human boasting!

My experience has proved that a man who is running for office, and is not willing to make his honest opinions known to the public, either has no honest opinions or is not honest about them.