If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I think fiction allows us to sit for a while with people we would rather not meet.

Nothing happens without action!

God is either of no importance, or of supreme importance.

The circumstances of your life are neither good nor bad. They are appropriate to the needs of your soul. They may or may not be what your personality desires.

I think once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer.

We need to bring personal responsibility back to the family!

I come from an improvisational background so I'm used to playing. I'm used to not knowing what exactly is going to come out.

We are soldiers of the cross, we've been found to reach the lost.

So I have this ability, if I may say so, to spot talent.

Tell me how many songs that I must sing before I can see you in your glory, hear your whole entire story, bathe inside your golden, golden sea?