If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

It's amazing how once the mind is free of emotional pollution, logic and clarity emerge.

I bring out the worst in you and you bring out the best in me.

In god we trust.. everyone else will and shall be judged.. make peace with it

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.

The world is full of opportunities, and I want to try as many as I possibly can.

What is a vow... but the mouth repeating what the heart has already promised?

Missionary zeal does not grow out of intellectual beliefs, nor out of theological arguments, but out of love.

At some point I will try balut. I will make sure that I will film it

Men and women are very different athletes, and frankly, I didn't want to deal with the male potential.