If you take temptations into account, who is to say that he is better than his neighbor?

To love and win is the best thing.To love and lose, the next best.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

The world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face.

What woman, however old, has not the bridal-favours and raiment stowed away, and packed in lavender, in the inmost cupboards of her heart?

When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.

Next to excellence is the appreciation of it.

Genocide, after all, is an exercise in community building.

To write you into poems, and make you unerasable.

Drink from the cup of life, you will be fulfilled.Yet...drink from the milk container in the fridge, and your wife will make you wish that you had drunk from the cup of life.

Color me! Accessorize me! Shock me!

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

In the fairy tale you mentioned last night, I would probably be the villain. But it's possible the villain would treat you far better than the prince would have.

The size of a man's understanding might always be justly measured by his mirth.

I don't feel competitive.

It is a mere futile process to exchange one set of commodities for another, if the parties; after this new distribution of goods has taken place, are not better off than they were before.

Though Death be poor, it ends a mortal woe.