If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.

The truth will set you free...unless you want to know the truth about who killed JFK.

Anybody who thinks there's not a vast right-wing conspiracy in this country must also think that Ken Starr should be our next ambassador to Luxembourg.

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!

It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts.

Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad.

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

Yoga is not a religion. It is a science, science of well-being, science of youthfulness, science of integrating body, mind and soul.

God transforms us one area at a time.

...we're dealing with two devils who both want to rule hell.

She felt damned. As though she were marching to her death. She felt like had been sentenced. And yet she felt eerily free.

a person who does not have respect for time, and does not have a sense of timing, can achieve little.

Paper publishers are doing everything they can to slow the transition to eBooks because, in a digital world, paper publishers' high hardback margins essentially disappear.

Our daily lives are so mundane, we get taken over by what is immediately in front of us and we don't see beyond that.

Liberty is no longer the virgin, chaste and severe, to be fought for ... we have buried the putrid corpse of liberty ... the Italian people are a race of sheep.

The manipulation of statistical formulas is no substitute for knowing what one is doing.

I was a better player at 50 than I was at 30.