If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

And it is in dying of laughter (Happyness) that we are born to eternal life

Life has a meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.

Inclusive, good-quality education is a foundation for dynamic and equitable societies.

You have to go through those mountains and valleys - because that's what life is: soul growth.

Don't workout because you think you 'need' to, do it because your body deserves love, respect and healthy attention.

In our corrupted state, common weaknesses and defects contribute more towards the reconciling us to one another than all the precepts of the philosophers and divines.

We cannot speak of human rights in other countries unless we are going to do our utmost to protect the rights of our own people here at home.

Whoever has the most at stake should have the most power.

Our needs cancel each other out, and that's as solid a base for love as any.

Honesty is not the best policy - merely the safest