If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Be brave and create the life of your dreams. Dare to strive for the spectacular.

A clever person solves a problem

A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order.

I can't stand clutter. I can't stand piles of stuff. And whenever I see it, I basically just throw the stuff away.

Harpists spend 90 percent of their lives tuning their harps and 10 percent playing out of tune.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.

The violence and double-talk in the Alice books probably does no harm to children, but the novels should not be allowed to circulate indiscriminately among adults who are undergoing analysis.

I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.

The determining factor in our relationship with God is not our past but Christ's past.