If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else’s mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair game for data collecting.

We'll never feel safe again, and so it's bye-bye innocence. It's been nice knowing you, but you're gone now.

I don't know anybody as creative and unique and off the wall as Dia Frampton. She's always asking me, 'Am I too weird?' I just tell her, 'People don't think you're weird, they think you're cool.'

If more people rode bikes and less people drove cars, the air would be in better shape and people would be in better shape.

Simple, sincere people seldom speak much of their piety; it shows itself in acts rather than words, and has more influence than homilies or protestations.

I love the freedom to do whatever I want with style and not be put into a box.

My mother always said to me, 'Right makes might.' At last, I can believe her.

Let us listen to what all the faithful say, because in every one of them the Spirit of God breathes.

You choose, you live the consequences. Every yes, no, maybe, creates the school you call your personal experience.

Power always protects the good of some at the expense of all others.