If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Poetry is a wild water that flows as furious river from "spring" in the summer.

There can be no darker or more devastating tragedy than the death of man's faith in himself and in his power to direct his future.

We're going forward, but nothing changes.

Ive always loved the idea of mythologies linked to or underlying everyday life, like the kami gods of Shintoism, where every rock, tree and stream has its own little god associated with it.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

You looked at Stanford or Harvard, or the University of Colorado, these were powerful engines just turning out people ready to create and grow businesses.

We need to remember that we are all created creative and can invent new scenarios as frequently as they are needed.

I had so many ideas that I wanted to get out at once that it led to simple little drawings and paintings.

Society is secretly driven by sales

By tomorrow at this time, I think you're going to have a much better idea of what crazy is. -- Ev Hillman