If you think like others, how can you be sure you're thinking at all?

Freedom is an absolute state, there is no such thing as being half-free.

To inspire others, you must first inspire yourself. Only true passion can awake passion in others

On the first day, man created God

No the first day, man crea tee God

Democracy is a system were ignorants choose a government, comunism is a system where ignorants govern themselves.

Enjoying your Christmas in the land of the dead? Fun and different, right?

In my experience, being busy and working hard is the key to sanity/happiness.

Everyone has his own sound. I'm not going to presume how to tell anybody how to write.

There came a point when I wanted to do television, and I didn't think the Afro was going to play, so I made a very difficult choice - to straighten my hair.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].

I'm a games and theory kind of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose.

The artist must elect to fight for Freedom or for Slavery.

Business is like a wheel barrow. Nothing happens until you start pushing.

I'm just going to keep dialing it in and keep practicing.