If you think you are not conceited, it means you are very conceited indeed.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Your only limitation is the limits of your imagination so dream big.

I know i am touching the living body of Christ in the broken bodies of the hungry and the suffering.

A field of glory is a field for all.

Love is always having to say I'm sorry.

Now, I just made an animated movie a few years ago, 'The Tale of Desperaux', and that had twelve hundred shots in it. Twelve hundred CG shots is a pretty big plan.

The most painful thing to experience is not defeat but regret

I actually built a tiny computer as a junior high school project.

I was born in Massachusetts and lived there until I was thirteen years old.

Ingratitude to man is ingratitude to God.

I think that in itself, if you're a true golfer, you'll see specific things you need to work on. Much cheaper than private lessons.