If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class.

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.

Guys get voted into the Hall of Fame who don't belong, who lack the numbers. I'm very upset at the Hall of Fame for that. It's not fair to the people who went in early.

Visualization. It may be the most important part of your mental package.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.

There are more bogeys in the last nine holes of the U.S. Open than in any other tournament in God's creation.

The game was easy for me as a kid. I had to play a while to find out how hard it is.

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins.

The Christian living is a spiritual welfare. As the year draws to an end, seek the face of the Lord for guidance in the coming year.

It is only a slight exaggeration to say that happiness is the experience of spending time with people you love and who love you.

The Earth is big. There are huge natural forces that have worked over geological time. But it turns out, when you look carefully at the geological time, you can't find anything like us.

I am somebody cause God don't make no junk

Wars are not favourable to delicate pleasures.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

It is always to early to quit.

The course of Nature seems a course of Death, And nothingness the whole substantial thing.

Know what we did, Lucy? You and me? We spent our whole lives yearning. Isn't that the God damndest thing?

Clerks get into the damnedest wrangles--which is the way they help me.