If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

Posing was the first job I did in which I understood what I was doing.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as 'Soho' poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.

Vice is its own reward.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

You are your greatest product and behind every book lies an author who wrote it.

Can miles truly separate you from friends. ... If you want to be with someone you love aren't you already there?

The search for a new personality is futile what is fruitful is the human interest the old personality can take in new activities.

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens.

Business art is the step that comes after Art. I started as a commercial artist, and I want to finish as a business artist.

At this place, Jews have prayed throughout the generations, and it is fitting that the message of brotherhood should go out from here.

So we just hope that all of these governors who are grappling will be able to provide the basic services to our citizens and not have to cut things that really are painful.

Writing in the incurable itch that possesses many.

I feel like there's this weird thing that as a feminist band you get put in this role as ambassadors.

Man invents the most inhuman armaments to assault others so like himself that uniforms are needed to distinguish between friend and foe.