If you truly must obey your mistress. If you truly must have revenge, then you can start with me. But if you choose to follow your own path, well you can start that with me too if you like.

Could it really be this easy to land a handsome man? If so, why didn't I try it ages ago?

You must have a definite purpose of life. To reach that purpose, you must be flexible.

You learned right away that applause sounds like love.

Wanna know the secret to nailing a great speech? It's simple--don't trust words.

Jazz is so incestuous that it's starting to kill itself.

I don't mind releasing - I'm under a routine audit. And it'll be released.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

You can widen the feet of a compass, but they are still attached at the top; you can spin them away from each other, but you always wind up where you started.

One good turne asketh another.

In the camera business, you won't survive if you don't innovate. In the guitar business you may or may not. The guitars being sold were designed between '48 and '59, Gibson SGs in '61.

Faith is an act of rational choice, which determines us to act as if certain things were true, and in the confident expectation that they will prove to be true.