If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by tornadoes. Nobody has helped.

I had to kiss Ruthie Henshall once with a cold. It was the final romantic moment in She Loves Me; as we separated, I noticed this arc of glistening mucus threaded between us.

Art lovers ought to be crazy.That's how they see the fun side of everything.

Relationships: It takes wisdom to know when to turn the page and courage to know when to close the book.

Oh darling, your only too wild, to those whom are to tame, don't let opinions change you.

Though I've belted you and flayed you By the livin' Gawd that made you You're a better man than I am Gunga Din.

I left Gorbachev's office thinking that everything about him was outsized: his achievements, his mistakes, and, now, his vanity and bitterness.

We see only that which we are.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

If you're for the right thing, you do it without thinking.

Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.

I gratefully look forward to oblivion, but I must be sure of it