If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

We are not meant to know the time or the nature of our deaths (for all of us secretly hope that we may be immortal).

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

My playground was the theatre. I'd sit and watch my mother pretend for a living. As a young girl that's pretty seductive.

I'll also listen to music on a Discman and realize how nice it can sound when it's not compressed to MP3 format.

Then it becomes necessary to get the field organisation to accept the help provided. This is normally the role of the Change Manager; to implement the change that no-one asked for or wants.

The questioners had that beautiful detachment and devotion to stern justice of men dealing in death without being in any danger of it.

You don't have to believe everything you think.

I can't imagine myself outside any kind of social or political involvement.

April is a fun month.

I manage to live pretty normally.