If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Have tea, might write, ” Laura returned.

Science cannot progress without reliable and accurate measurement of what it is you are trying to study. The key is measurement, simple as that.

There is so much about the process of writing that is mysterious to me, but this one thing I've found to be true: writing begets writing.

Projective geometry has opened up for us with the greatest facility new territories in our science, and has rightly been called the royal road to our particular field of knowledge.

Of all the people on Earth, the prefect and the greatest Man prayed.

Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space.

I had never thought of myself as a dramatist, and, for really good technical results, the thought came too late: a man of letters has become too wordy to write economically for the stage.

I am fascinated a) by transgressive art and b) what happens beyond the boundaries.

The United States invaded Iraq to gain control of one of the major sources of the world's energy.

I think less is more in terms of makeup in general.