If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

As long as God hasn't counted us out from the realities of our destines, victory will always be ours.

Respectability: the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

I love looking in the mirror and feeling good about what I see.

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.

But I've found that to talk too much about movies is the kiss of death. If it happens then it happens, is all.

I grew up in Florida, where if you weren't comfortable dancing, you weren't going to get any girls.

I hope I'm better today than I was yesterday. I don't believe in glory days or anything like that, so I think the best is tomorrow or later this afternoon!

No place better than Indiana on July 4th. Looking forward to a great weekend.

Words are one thing - deeds something entirely different. Fine words are a mask to cover shady deeds. A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.

What people should understand is that I adore the Labour party.