If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Your soul was bought for a price far greater than the world on the cross

I don’t want to be a critic of the world. I want to encourage it.

Live is exciting, live is real, the people are there.

You are not just a meaningless fragment in an alien universe, briefly suspended between life and death, allowed a few short-lived pleasures followed by pain and ultimate annihilation.

The command of custome is great.

Well, by now you must know yourself, honey, whatever you do, life don't stop. It only sits a minute and dreams a dream.

And if somebody's going to produce me, they should be producing my sound for me. And that's something I have to come up with myself.

Collage is an important part of my everyday life. I always did it kind of secretly but then started my blog where I post things almost daily.

If you believe in fate, believe in it, at least, for your good.

The individuals who seem to us most outstanding, who are honored with the name of genius, are those who have proposed to enact the fate of all humanity in their personal existences.