If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of Heaven first.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

I yearn to make these scars disappearAnd to forget about the past.To throw away all of my fearsAnd to be happy at last.

Then I’ll have more fun searching in vain then marrying one of the wrong sort.

Creativity is key to productivity and prosperity.

We put ourselves through hell and that is hell.

Books are great meals for the mind!

I am here

It is your duty in life to save your dream.

Every marriage moves either toward enhancing one another’s glory or toward degrading each other.

What great interval is there between him who is caught in Africa and made a plantation slave of in the South, and him who is caught in New England and made a Unitarian minister of?

The perfection of yoga is to become detached. And the perfection of detachment is to become completely attached, attached to God.