If you've never wept and want to, have a child.

I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it.

It can become an exercise in trying to get the reader to like and admire you instead of an exercise in creative art.

One of the things that makes Wittgenstein a real artist to me is that he realized that no conclusion could be more horrible than solipsism.

If your fidelity to perfectionism is too high, you never do anything.

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

This might be one way to start talking about differences between the early postmodern writers of the fifties and sixties and their contemporary descendants.

How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.

Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else.

In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship.

In reality, there is no such thing as not voting: you either vote by voting, or you vote by staying home and tacitly doubling the value of some Diehard's vote.

How can you be free, If you don't even know you're trap or lock inside?

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: “I wish no gifts, only presence.

I could stand alone because I knew I was not alone.

Men have always need of god! A god to defend them against other men.

Luck rules every human endeavor, especially war.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

Anybody can quit. Only a real champion and a person of character and strength can keep going and refuse to give up.

Love before marriage is absolutely necessary.

I'm trying to be slightly happier with myself. No one really wants to be miserable all the time.