If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

The more grateful we are, the more we practice this in our everyday lives, the more connected we become to the universe around us.

LOGAN: ...Izzy could do whatever the hell she wanted. All she needed to do was not give a sh*t about fitting in.

Vegetation is the basic instrument the creator uses to set all of nature in motion.

The press Yazoo were receiving were focused on the voice, This obviously was about trends.

A white person was by definition somebody. Other people needed, across their hearts, one steel rib.

I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful.

When they've tortured and scared you for 20 odd years, then they expect you to pick a career.

Ultimately I want my metal in a bar and not an art gallery.

I know you're smart. But everyone here is smart. Smart isn't enough. The kind of people I want on my research team are those who will help everyone feel happy to be here.

We are all captives of the picture in our head - our belief that the world we have experienced is the world that really exists.