If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind.

I choose to love this time for oncewith all my intelligence-from "Splittings

Shame isn't a strong enough word for what I feel. "You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know, " Haymitch says.

When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

I'm a surfer at heart. Both my parents moved to Hawaii in the 1970s, where they met and became Christians. Then they taught me and my two brothers how to love the Lord - and how to surf!

But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad.

Passion is the gasoline of social media.

The crowd is just as important as the group. It takes everything to make it work.

I would say my work is anti-ironic.

The past should remain firmly behind one. The present holds enough obstacles.

Emptiness is the pregnant void out of which all creation springs. But many of us fear emptiness. We prefer to remain...surrounded by things...we imagine are subject to our control.