If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO MAKE ART.

There was no such thing as a fair fight. All vulnerabilities must be exploited.

'Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world - as far I mean as we are now at liberty to do it.

We need to be visionary; we have to be bold.

I find it to be an ongoing challenge to keep the guitar from becoming too traditional.

There's a certain slant of light, On winter afternoons, That oppresses, like the weight Of cathedral tunes.

The intimate and meditative form that Plutarch became known for was completely new in his day.

Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.

The Republican Party does not want to defeat Democrats.

I want to help people to not feel alone, like I feel and have felt for so long. Everybody's just trying their best. I guess I'm like an anti-star.