If you want less of something, tax it. If you want more of something, don't tax it or reduce the tax burden.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

The lamb misused breeds public strifeAnd yet forgives the butcher's knife.

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do.

Is any man free except the one who can pass his life as he pleases?

I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

We should round every day of stirring action with an evening of thought. We learn nothing of our experience except we muse upon it.

I have always passed the ball and worked on that part of my game.

The rich cannot accumulate wealth without the co-operation of the poor in society.

OK, boss, I don't mind shuffling, but I won't scratch my head.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

This league is getting big. We have way more 300-pound guys than ever before. That's not to say all the people in athletics who have died are 300-pound guys. There are so many different reasons.