If you want me to come and caddie for you full time, you've got to sit down and do some hard work and do some hard yards because that's what I expect.

My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again.

When you're told as a caddie we need to take a break, you're fired.

Obviously I'm very confident, not only on the golf course, when I race. I've always backed myself. I'm a very confident sort of person.

The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It's when they get out of control that you have a problem.

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.

Getting the first win is very important. I think that takes a lot of pressure off going forward.

Just because you're a good caddie doesn't mean to say that you're the one that can put a player over the top. A good caddie doesn't necessarily help you've got to gel.

A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"'

I think it's easy to stop smoking

There's been intelligence that terrorists would look to programs such as the visa waiver program to exploit.

What's the point of rap if you can't be yourself, huh?

There are amazing people in this world that just need an opportunity.

It stirs up envy, fame does. People feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you - and it won't hurt your feelings - like it's happening to your clothing.

Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound.

Now that I've seen her, I can't stop seeing her.

Spiritual truth should never be sold - those who sell it injure themselves spiritually.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

Mercy without justice is the mother of dissolution; justice without mercy is cruelty.