If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, "Everything stinks." Then, you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today!

If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, 'Everything stinks.' Then, you're never wrong.

Try to come to a place where you accept your own imperfections. Where it‟s okay to be less than perfect. Because you are less than perfect

The leaves of hopes which have destined words in the body of the thought have settled to the ground. This is the world.

My goal in my career is to inspire people, is to get my music out there and have people enjoy it, and have people think of me as an inspirational artist.

I started on an Apple II, which I had bought at the very end of 1978 for half of my annual income. I made $4, 500 a year, and I spent half of it on the computer.

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

There is a giant asleep within every man. When that giant awakes, miracles happen.

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

Middle age is when you find out where the action is so you can go someplace else.

I've worked very hard, but my life's always been fun.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.