If you want to be a good saddler, saddle the worst horse; for if you can tame one, you can tame all.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Falling down is not a failure. Failure comes when you stay where you have fallen.

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Awareness of ignorance is the beginning of wisdom.

There is no possession more valuable than a good and faithful friend.

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.

If you want to be wrong then follow the masses.

I am a Citizen of the World, and my Nationality is Goodwill.

Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!

My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.

I know whatever my father did, in his own way, he still loved me.

A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.

I practice yoga and take a steam-filled bath or shower. Then I sit quietly and review and prioritize my to-do list.

America is a miracle country.

Gary Bauer has done great things, ... I want to promise you again, you may agree with me, you may disagree with me, but I will do great things.

You mean he came to your school? The scandalous rodent-loaf!

If an enterprise does not aspire to be the best of its kind, it will attract second-rate employees, and it will be soon forgotten.

I hated teaching composition. I was playing music I didn't particularly want to play, being on committees I didn't want to be on.