If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

You ask me to write you a poem, I pen you an empty ocean, You run away.You ask me who I am, I paint you a breaking sky, You weep in the rain.

If we lack either self-awareness or confidence in who we are, we run the risk of allowing others to define who we are or who we should be.

In order to stand well in the eyes of the community it is necessary to come up to a certain somewhat indefinite conventional standard of wealth.

I wanted to be a pilot, but I was always drawing bodies. When I realised I wanted to pursue something creative, my parents pushed me towards architecture.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

It is, after all, absurd that in 2017 women are still at best second-class citizens.

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

I am not faithful but I am attached.

I love film. After a yummy meal for the whole family and some truly great friends, we often go out to see something beautiful and unique.

War is not cheap, but it's the human cost that's the highest.