If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don't bump into the other actors.

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

There's no point in being unhappy about growing older. Just think of the millions who have been denied the privilege.

Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

Simplicity, to me, has always been the essence of good taste.

It is the law of life that if you are kind to someone you feel happy. If you arecruel you are unhappy. And if you hurt someone, you will be hurt back.

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.

Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.

All it takes are a few simple outfits. And there's one secret - The Simpler The Better

There is no longer waiting for anyone, but for death.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

The light is too painful for someone who wants to remain in darkness.

Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now.

The ego will endure the worst agonies of neurotic misery rather than consent to one minute of diminishment of its sense of importance.

I won the youth vote in Massachusetts and in California. I did very well with it in Ohio.

Why can't I say anything normal?

The blog is certainly another tool for writers out there to break their way in. But being a blogger does not make you a great writer.

We carry an insidious prosperity gospel around in our dark, little, entitled hearts.

in a socialist country you can get rich by providing necessities, while in a capitalist country you can get rich by providing luxuries.