If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.

I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.

When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.

There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.

My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.

I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.

When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.

Grief brought to numbers cannot be so fierce, For, he tames it, that fetters it in verse.

One cannot go over Niagara Falls in a barrel only slightly.

What monstrosities would walk the streets were some people's faces as unfinished as their minds.

In my religion it's actually better to know you're doing wrong and try to improve that wrong than to think philosophically that what you're doing is right and in fact it is wrong.

You don't have to be rich to be healthy. That's such a misconception.

Obedience to the word in humility of mind never confuses.

Stop trying to be what society's shoving down your throat.

The writer's job is not to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here I am,” but to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here YOU are.

Rural poetry is the pleasure ground of those who live in cities.

Oh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn)