If you want to be angry at Gore, be angry at him for not fighting harder in Florida.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

The great affair, we always find, is to get money.

I'm a really eclectic reader.

I just don't understand how people can get so caught up in having their picture taken.

Diversification is an established tenet of conservative investment.

There is a time for politeness and there is a time when you are obliged to be rude.

The best way to make money in business is not to think too much about making it.

As governor, Im spending my time focused in three areas: creating jobs, reducing the expense of government and schools.

She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.

The body cannot be the soul.

I light candles. I meditate. And I don't believe in anything. By default I move simultaneously towards mysticism and atheism. It's not something that's ever going to get fixed.