If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

God gives us always strength enough and sense enough for everything He wants us to do.

Energy conservation is the foundation of energy independence.

Chaste to her husband, frank to all beside, A teeming mistress, but a barren bride.

I paint the spirit and soul of what I see.

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.

I like the word 'underground'... 'independent' carries a stigma of whininess. 'Underground' means a good time.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough to know that this was the right guy, but somehow I got lucky.

We can't create a shift in normalised attitudes and behaviours without everybody on board, so not being sexist isn't enough - get stuck in and start tackling sexism too.

I'm not really a very social person. It exhausts me when I'm out.